I couldn't resist today's prompt from Helene and Taylor:
Things I am an expert at....
Buying birthday cards and never sending them (because stamps are hard to find and the post office has such inconvenient hours)
Leaving my car a mess (but there is just never enough time to clean it plus I always forget to bring a trash bag into the car to collect everything)
Finding an excuse for everything
Finding time to watch whatever show I am currently binge watching (shout out to HBO Girls!)
Taylor Swift Lyrics
Forgetting to tweeze my eyebrows until I see them in the rear view mirror in my car (with no tweezers in sight)
Drinking a Salted Caramel Mocha in record time while expertly navigating my red cart through the aisles at Target.
Being bitchy at least once a month (I have impeccable timing)
Detecting even the smallest, minute piece of cucumber in my food (that stuff MUST go)
Online browsing ( I must be an expert at something that takes up so much of my time)
Shutting out the world so I can read
Thinking of witty comebacks (5 hours after the fact)
Messing up my nails
Using the perfect amount of ketchup
Not following recipes
Loving Blake Shelton
Wishing I was Miranda Lambert
And there's a whole other list of completely useless things that I am an expert at... but I will save you the time.
I think I am actually only really an expert and just a couple of key things:
And that's good enough for me!